Back in Black…I Mean Orange

Who here is addicted to Orange is the New Black? You? If that is the case, you won’t be reading this post right now anyway, you will be binge watching season 3 since today is the day! In honor these lovable felons, I thought I would share some wacky laws with you to make sure you avoid a life behind bars. That is unless you want to share a cell with Alex Vause ūüėČ

“All motor vehicles must be preceded by a man carrying a red flag (daytime) or a red lantern (nighttime) fifty feet in front of said vehicle.” -Washington¬† So if it is nighttime and if it’s a boat, does he have to precede it with 2 red lanterns?

“It is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer while standing.” -LeFors, Texas¬†¬† Is that consecutively or all night? You better just sit if you want to drink.

“Sneezing or burping is illegal during a church service.” -Omaha, Nebraska¬†¬† So much for a separation of church and state.

“Public boxing matches are outlawed.” -Massachusetts¬† Have you ever driven in the state of Massachusetts? A quick drive down to the grocery store leads to a public boxing match on a good day.

“It is illegal to wipe one‚Äôs car with used underwear.” -San Francisco, California¬† This is a close one for me seeing as I dust my house with socks. Definitely unused socks though.

If you want to check out more odd laws for your chance to join the lovely ladies of Litchfield, check this out.

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