More from the Greeting Card Aisle

Congratulations on your new job! We knew you could do it! So if we need to reach you at work, the number is 1-900…?
So sorry for your loss. The good news is you can’t lose your virginity twice!
Wedding bells are ringing! It’s finally time to meet your groom!
Congratulations on the new home! I hear Folsom is nice in the spring.
Congratulations on graduating! After 15 years in college you must be the smartest person I know!
You warm my soul and light my life like no other. Even if you did start that fire, I will wait 25 to life for you!
After 50 years of wedded bliss… I think it’s time we called it quits.

 

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