| Congratulations on your new job! We knew you could do it! | So if we need to reach you at work, the number is 1-900…? |
| So sorry for your loss. | The good news is you can’t lose your virginity twice! |
| Wedding bells are ringing! | It’s finally time to meet your groom! |
| Congratulations on the new home! | I hear Folsom is nice in the spring. |
| Congratulations on graduating! | After 15 years in college you must be the smartest person I know! |
| You warm my soul and light my life like no other. | Even if you did start that fire, I will wait 25 to life for you! |
| After 50 years of wedded bliss… | I think it’s time we called it quits. |
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