Epiphanies

It is true that you learn something new everyday. At least if you keep an open mind and are willing to learn this is true. These are some recent epiphanies that have blown my mind and changed my life forever.

-I need to stop smiling in pictures because I have chubby cheeks and smiling makes me look about 100 lbs. heavier than I actually am.

-Before you hit “spin” in Trivia Crack, you can move the wheel manually to a different icon.

-The world really is a scary place with scary people out there and they all support the Trump campaign.

-Occam’s razor does not really apply to me or anyone in my family, it is almost always the zebra in our case.

-Knowing that someone else is wrong, doesn’t make you right.

-9 times out of 10, self-diagnosing oneself with Google is more accurate than any doctor. And hey, for that tenth time, at least you saved your money for the hospital bills that will ensue after the infection spreads.

-Walking a mile in someone’s shoes really does no good because we all have different feet.

 

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