I gave you a ring,
but you must have been out.
No busy signal, no voicemail
no way to know what you’re about.
I waited for a call back
hoping not to play tag,
but still I heard not a thing,
your response time sure does lag.
I gave you a ring, you see
and still haven’t heard from you
what a mistake that was,
thank goodness, we never got to “I do.”