Another Trip to the Greeting Card Aisle

Surprise! I am having an affair!
Get Well Soon Paper cuts are the worst.
I always knew you were meant for the big screen. I hear the porn industry is great.
Love means going to the end of the earth for someone. I am glad we figured out that the world is round.
You made it! I didn’t think your bladder would make it to the next rest stop.

 

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