I try to do my work
but there you are in my chair.
I surrender to your wills
and welcome your deposit of hair.
I try to clean the room
and here you are to help
but then the vacuum comes
and you are gone with a yelp.
I try to watch the film
and welcome you with open arms
only to find out you think
your butt holds more charm.
I try to go to sleep
and shut my eyes for the day
only to find out now
you’ve decided to play.
