A Spring Trip Down the Greeting Card Aisle

Congratulations on the baby! You look a lot skinnier now.
Happy Earth Day! I bought you some property on Mars for when we finish destroying the planet.
April showers bring May flowers… This is my subtle way of saying you should shower.
Happy Opening Day! Just don’t bring your kids to the clubhouse.
*When daffodils begin to peer… Bring out the Benadryl!
*A Winter’s Tale Act IV Scene II

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