My girl asked me if she could blog on Sunday! That’s my day! She gives me one day and now she wants to take that away from me. Well I will show her, I am blogging on her day this week! She has all these rules for me that she expects me to follow, such as:
- Don’t go on the table
- No running away
- Don’t jump on the counter
- Don’t eat that mouse
- Don’t lick that
- Only 1 fish a day
- Don’t attack the bird
Well here is my list of rules for you, girl:
- Wake up at 4 a.m. or really any time I would like you to
- Heat my water to 79.12º F
- Only touch me when I ask you to, even then, be warned
- Do not kiss me after drinking coffee
- I come first (no exceptions)
- Don’t wake me to tell me “you love me”
- I will lick that if I want to
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