Since tomorrow is my birthday, here is my wish list. Please send my gifts immediately.
-1 mouse who is too tired to run
-Fish
-5 blankets (I only have 5, so I can double my sleeping spots with this gift)
-Tuna
-Peace & quiet
-Some sort of device that can be used to destroy combs and brushes
-A universal remote that is paw-friendly so that I can turn off the television when it interrupts my hunting.
-Muzzles for my people
-Tuna and fish
-10 empty cardboard boxes or 10 boxes of tuna
Really, if you would care to send me a gift, send something useful along to the shelter from which I was rescued. There are other cats and pups who may be in need of a new home and food, but at least they don’t have to put up with the terrible servants that I have!
Autumn Siders 