A softball buddy told me she was going to be writing a book about me. I think she was joking, but maybe not. I am not sure if I should be worried, but the least I can do is help her out with a title. You may have heard not to judge a book by its cover, but I think you can completely judge it by its title. So here are some suggestions I have for her if she is being serious.
The Leaves Have Fallen: A Biography of Autumn
Heartless is the Way to Be: How to Rid Yourself of Emotions
I’m Out: The Memoirs of a Part-Time Lesbian First Basewoman
I Am Laughing on the Inside: Resting Bitch Face and More
Book Slut: Tales from Between the Covers
Don’t Shoot Until You See Their Bloodshot Eyes: Tales of a Revolutionary Zombie Hunter
No puedo parar la música en mi cabeza: Una memoria
Lights Out: My Love of Fighting in the Dark
I Write: Anything You Say or Do Can and Will Be Used Against You
Scratch: How I Taught My Cat to Play Pool
These are merely some suggestions since I don’t know what direction her book will take. But, I think I am eager to read it.