What with the approaching holiday and the recent events overseas, I thought it fitting to create some cards we could send to our former parent across the pond.
|It looks as though you finally understand.||Happy Independence Day!|
|We’re sorry!||Next time we throw your tea in the harbor, we will make sure to heat it first.|
|The British are coming!||Wait, you’re leaving…|
|After all these years…||We’re still glad we left you.|
|You will always be like our mother (land)||We hope we don’t end up like you, but we love you anyway.|