What with the approaching holiday and the recent events overseas, I thought it fitting to create some cards we could send to our former parent across the pond.
It looks as though you finally understand. | Happy Independence Day! |
We’re sorry! | Next time we throw your tea in the harbor, we will make sure to heat it first. |
The British are coming! | Wait, you’re leaving… |
After all these years… | We’re still glad we left you. |
You will always be like our mother (land) | We hope we don’t end up like you, but we love you anyway. |