Have you ever kissed a frog? Been poisoned by an evil queen? Been made out of wood? Didn’t think so. Wouldn’t Disney movies be so much better if they tackled the important dilemmas at hand that we might be able to relate to?
Snow White and the Seven Daddies: While trying to escape the wrath of her angry pimp, Snow must also figure out who the daddy of her newborn baby is. With seven candidates to choose from, how will she ever figure it out especially when her baby won’t stop sneezing?
Beauty and the Breast: A young and beautiful bibliophile constantly rejects the advances of a manly hunter who wishes to marry her. She is able to avoid him further when her father is held hostage for trespassing and she offers to take his place. Initially the young beauty despises her diesel dyke captor, but the more she gets to know her, their love blossoms like a rose. And they U-Haul happily ever after.
Adult Toy Story: A young couple happily move into their new house. All is well until the young woman gets a new toy called Buzz. Their relationship quickly falls apart and the young man resorts to several acts of sabotage to get rid of the new toy in town.