There was a spot in the sun
in which I used to sit,
but as the weather changes
I find that I do not fit.
I never used to worry at all
about my size and weight
but as my fur grows thicker,
those words, I really hate.
“Wow,” they say in awe,
“look at that big cat!”
So I say, “shut up, you dumbass!
This is all fluff and not fat!”