She claims she wrote a song for me
as if I am supposed to care.
What a racket that she makes
as she follows me everywhere.
While every cat appreciates
to be treated like a queen,
this treatment lacks for sure
and really is quite obscene.
Get thee back to the drawing board
and find a better way;
if you need a hint or two,
I like fish and warm spots to lay.
Autumn Siders 