I’ve been a cat for a while now
and I’ve learned a thing or two
about how a simple meow
can get a human to do
remarkable feats and tasks,
some unbelievable, but true.
Once, I meowed all night long,
until I made my human shout,
but still I carried on my speech
and proved without a doubt,
humans need not a night of sleep
to fill my bowl with trout.