Some greeting cards for the “alternative facts” of life.
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You are the love of my life… |
I believe in reincarnation, so I don’t mean this life. Bye. |
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My love for you is greater than the crowds at Trump’s inauguration. |
Depending on how you look at it, I love you a lot. |
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Happy 35th Birthday! |
Oh, you’re 53? Same thing, that’s a fact! |
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My deepest sympathies to you in your time of need. |
Sorry for your father’s passing. He’s not dead? Well he will be someday. |
| Merry Christmas! |
March 20th only comes once a year. I hope Santa is good to you. |
Autumn Siders 