Alternative Greeting Cards

Some greeting cards for the “alternative facts” of life.

You are the love of my life…

I believe in reincarnation, so I don’t mean this life. Bye.

My love for you is greater than the crowds at Trump’s inauguration.

Depending on how you look at it, I love you a lot.

Happy 35th Birthday!

Oh, you’re 53? Same thing, that’s a fact!

My deepest sympathies to you in your time of need.

Sorry for your father’s passing. He’s not dead? Well he will be someday.

Merry Christmas!

March 20th only comes once a year. I hope Santa is good to you.

Alternative Greeting Cards

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