I won’t deny, I don’t need you,
but every now and then it would be great
to have your absolute attention
as I show off my adorable traits.
I know I’m not the only soul
who has a place in your exciting life,
but I’m definitely the most important
since I can cut you like a knife.
So sure, pay him more attention
and I swear you’ll not hear a peep.
But remember, while you’re forgetting me,
I know exactly where you sleep.