If you ever asked,
I would never really tell,
but I have this favorite toy
that I love so well.
It’s not a mouse or bird,
nor does it crunch or ring,
it holds no catnip at all
but I sure can make it sting.
It’s not a red dot that you
expect me to chase up a wall
but sometimes the color red is present
if I can make my big toy fall.
Have you figured it out yet
about what I like to do
since after all my favorite toy
looks an awful lot like you.