I just want to be on my porch
and enjoy the summer night
as I wait for my foxy friend,
visible only by moonlight.
I never asked you to come
and I don’t get why you are here
this food is not for you,
I thought that I made that clear.
We are both black and white,
that’s obvious to tell
but you can be certain we differ
since you quite clearly smell.
So be on your way quickly
and please leave me be
while I wait for my true friend
to join me for tea.