Christmas tunes play
over the tinny mall speakers;
oh, the most wonderful time
of the year is here.
Look at the cheer
as some get trampled
to buy for those so dear
that they haven’t seen one another
in over a year.
Shop, shop, shop,
until you are sure to drop
and don’t forget to protect
the sanctity
of a pagan customs
shrouded in religion.
Autumn Siders 