This is all so new…
you know I don’t like change;
if only you had let me know,
things wouldn’t be so strange.
What’s that you say?
You told me every day?
Well this is the first I’ve heard;
your accusations are absurd.
Perhaps you told me
while I napped in peaceful bliss
but I can’t imagine ever
that I’d agree to this.
You moved my toys
and all my treats and beds
as if it were up to you,
where I rest my head.
I hope that you are happy
because I simply don’t agree
so the next time that you move,
you need permission from me!